09.12.08
douchebottle
earson:
eyeson:
thoughton:
GeekFunkMinister: You want a quick funny for the road?
Mia Palona: no, tnx.
GeekFunkMinister: you sure, it's pretty damn funny.
GeekFunkMinister: Well, going to tell you anyway...
GeekFunkMinister: Former colleague broke up with her boyfriend and lost her job this morning.
GeekFunkMinister: The girl who is batshit obsessed with Hanson.
GeekFunkMinister: So I went over to Walgreens and got a little gift...
GeekFunkMinister: I bought a box of douche and some chocolates and a bow.
GeekFunkMinister: Emptied the box, filled with chocolate, bowed, and called it a "So Long To Douchebags" graduation present.
GeekFunkMinister: Here's the thing that's weird...
GeekFunkMinister: I didn't know they didn't have bags.
GeekFunkMinister: No bags in the entire box.
GeekFunkMinister: Just two little squeeze bottles with flexible nozzles.
GeekFunkMinister: I was all wtf...
GeekFunkMinister: No one ever calls someone else a douchebottle.
Mia Palona: lol, okay, that made me laff.
written at 2:55 p.m.
