03.18.09
toothbrushes automation should be curbed
earson:
eyeson:
thoughton:
a couple of notes:
1) what happened to the days when your toothbrush did not need to wiggle, vibrate, spin, or otherwise oscillate? i bought a very innocent looking toothbrush with a thick handle yesterday, i like neat looking toothbrushes. HOWEVER. after opening the package i realized it had an on/off switch. .. so .. i turn on this brush and it behaves - no shit - just like a dildo. it had a very quiet bzzzzz and the bristles -vibrate.- .. as does the .. thick purple handle. so my mind wandered briefly, but i brushed my teeth per usual and carefully put my dildo/toothbrush back in my cosmetic basket. i think i'm gonna have to get a plain one, i can't handle having an oral care implement that doubles as a sex toy.
2) i had a great meal at olive garden yesterday, but i want to discuss with you some finer points of the meal. first of all, there was an old man beside us. greying hair, burgandy fleece pullover, very stately looking .. but he spoke very LOUDLY and SLOWLY. we were seated at the bar, which would have been fine except that they were making margarita after margarita (it was St. Patty's Day .. ) and the grinder/mixer was like a jet engine .. over the sound of this a male waiter was telling a story from Over The Weekend in an extremely loud voice. the food was great, but between slow talker, the water, the margarita grinder, and the general St. Patty's Day din .. by the time we left our ears were ringing.
NEVER accept gifts from guys you only kind of like. i ended up dumping this guy directly after a 'special' necklace gift. bleh! how uncomfortable! ty for the giftie .. but you're terribly unattractive and/or clingy, obai.
zoe quote:
mom: "i love you so much, zoe."
zoe, in response: "well, i HATE you."
:o
written at 6:59 p.m.
